eatmorchikin



You wandered towards the delicious, delightful smell, and you actually find yourself hiding behind a plant while looking at the Bumble Shack. You’re so hungry, but you don’t dare to show your existence to the middle schoolers on this top secret mission. However, you know you’re going to need your strength if you are actually going to bring Mr. Bull back.

“I must get a delicious chicken biscuit,” you say to yourself as your stomach makes a loud, enormous grumble that echoes all throughout the gym lobby.

“AHHHHHHH! Thunder!” shout the middle school students.

Little did they know that it was only your stomach. As you watch them with envy, you think of ways to make them leave. Casually, you put your hand in your pocket, and wait, the ring! You can use the ring to make yourself invisible. You’re about to put the ring on when someone bumps into you!

“Well! Look at who it is. Why! Frodo Baggins!” you excitedly whisper.

“Hello _____________ (insert name here). I need your help,” whispers Frodo.

“Yes?” you curiously ask. You expect to hear some dangerous, thrilling task.

“I need to borrow the One Ring,” says Frodo.

“To destroy Mordor? Well I sort of kind of need it…” you mumble.

“No, silly! I’m starving. I need a chicken biscuit. Won’t you help out a friend?” asks Frodo.

“Well you’re in luck! I’m starving too. I was just about to get one when I found you…well when you found me. I will do the valiant deed of retrieving your chicken biscuit,” you say as you realize how stupid you actually sound. You slip on the ring and magically become invisible. Sneaking your way across the gym lobby, you try your best to not bump into anyone. You’re pretty sure no one should know about an invisible ring. It may cause some problems.

“Here’s your chicken biscuit…wait…is that chicken biscuit floating? That chicken biscuit is floating!!!!!!” yells the girl working there, and then chaos ensues! You throw the chicken biscuit at Frodo, and sprint for your life towards the Hutchison playground and pool!