doubles

Strangely you wander unto an abandoned tennis court shrouded by an uncomfortable, eerie gloom. Suddenly, you awkwardly bump into a tall figure surrounded by mist, but however as the figure turns around, you recognize it was Aragorn, heir of Isildur, King Elessar, and the rightful King of Gondor.

“Where have //you// been? I’ve been waiting for you! Did you think you could get away with missing the match?” asked Aragorn.

Astonished you ask, “Match? What match!?”

“Why the greatest tennis match in all the lands of Middle Earth! The match of all matches…why don’t you know? The winner claims the One Ring. The One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind – oh! Our opponents have arrived! To arms!” Aragorn exclaims while he raises a racket instead of a sword.

Across the mist, two dark figures slink across the court with an ominous energy as you perceive them to be the Dark Lord, Sauron, and the white wizard, Saruman. To your surprise as you catch the racket thrown to you by Aragorn, they are also equipped with rackets. You cannot believe that your about to play doubles with Aragorn and let on against Sauron and Saruman. What has this adventure come to?

As Aragorn confidently swaggers his way up to the net, you spy Saruman pulling out his staff behind his “Team Mordor” clad back.

“Aragorn, it’s a set up!” you shout.

Quick to defenses, Aragorn valiantly pulls out the sword of Elendil, and strategically puts a blow on Saruman. However, Sauron is too much for Aragorn to handle single handily.

“Go! It’s your only chance to survive!” cries Aragorn as he points to the glass case containing the One Ring.

Out of breath, you reach the glass case and grasp the One Ring in your palm. Not knowing of its power of invisibility, you put on the One Ring, and find yourself magically invisible! It’s your chance to escape…do you?


 * 1) Let your artistic side determine your decision
 * 2) Feel like getting swole
 * 3) Make a wish by the fountain