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Introduction

Welcome to Hero’s Journey High School.

When you arrive at school this morning, the principal, Mr. Joseph Campbell, pulled you aside and told you he needs you to go on an adventure. Mr. Campbell needs you to find the janitor, who was last seen near the playground and the swimming pool.

“No problem,” you say.

However, there is a problem. You happen to be aware that the janitor, Mr. Bull, is actually a minotaur. He lives in a labyrinth that is secretly hidden underneath the mosaic patio. You’re pretty scared of Mr. Bull (since he has the head of a bull and eats children), but you don’t want to let Mr. Campbell down, so you accept the adventure.

Mr. Campbell gives you a list of supplies you’ll need to bring Mr. Bull back, but he doesn’t say where you’ll find these supplies or how you’ll use them. This is what is on the list:


 * A ball of yarn
 * A spork
 * Pandora’s box
 * A magic ring that turns you invisible
 * A magic carpet
 * An octopus

Cautiously but optimistically, you set out from the upper school office to find Mr. Bull. You know that the journey will involve some very difficult choices, some of which could end in your untimely demise.

However, you did not expect your difficult choices to start right away. Mr. Campbell shows you to the door of his office, where there are, strangely, three signs pointing in three different directions. One sign says, “I can show you the world.” The second sign says, “Pemberly, this way.” The third sign says, “Bend it like Beckham.”

Which do you want to choose?

A. I can show you the way

B. Pemberly, this way

C. Bend it like Beckham